|The International Post-Dogmatist
Post-Dogmatist Credo (1987)
Our post-dogma is like a newt, clinging to a bending reed, changing colors to suit the differing conditions that an intelligent newt might find itself in.
Our post-dogmas hang out of every available opening always seen, always changing.
Our post-dogmas are like whining, grunting little puppies, whose breath smells of sweet mother's milk, and who can elicit a smile, as they poop on your shoes.
Our post-dogmas are sometimes born into the world congenitally defective, burning up thousands of lifetimes of bad-dog karma in a single stroke.
They require constant feeding, producing prodigious poopings.
Tired, weary parasites find their home in our post-dogmas generous, scraggly coat.
Our post-dogma requires exactly the environment it likes.
It may sleep almost it's entire life,
except awakening to practice the procreative arts.
Our post-dogmas are all hopelessly domesticated,
often a constant source of worry,
prone to naughtiness if not tended to.
Keepers of the thousand post-dogmas must
The accomplished Post-Dogmatist is one
Post-Dogmatists are both logical and illogical.
We, the originators of the Post-Dogmatic Credo, do hereby affirm and acclaim this to be our statement.
We salute all readers of this document in the traditional Post-Dogmatic way. (see explanation)
I.B Anonymos, 1987
(To perform the traditional
Post-Dogmatists' salute, simultaneously drop to one's right knee, bow one's
head extend right arm out and forward, with palm of hand outstretched and
upturned, left arm tucked behind back at waist level. Flatulence, as well
as rude mouth noises, are optional, depending on the seriousness of the